The Wright Way

The Wright Way

Thursday, June 21, 2012

The Worry Exams


The University of Life is the one educational establishment that we don’t know we’ve enrolled in until we’ve been working at some of the various courses for a few years. And for most of us, even by the time we’ve realised what’s going on, we’ve already mastered quite a lot of the course material. We’ve already become very good at doing certain things.
Setting the Scene

The first “School” we get to study in is “Me”, and in this school we learn first about the spectrum of comfort and pain. Later we learn about the spectrum of nice and nasty, and also learn about the spectrum of good and bad. The first spectrum is purely based on experiential feedback, whereas with nice-and-nasty and good-and-bad, these are more related to an interpretation of where they also lie on the spectrum of comfort and pain.
Of course part of our learning and understanding is that we do get to recognise that nice and good are not comfort per se, but are part of separate methods of measuring. Likewise with nasty and bad; these lie more in the area of unpleasant or dangerous than necessarily being measured in terms of pain.
An adult describing a “Bad dog” or “Nasty man” can be interpreted in a wide variety of ways by a young child, depending upon their understanding of the 3 spectra I’ve already mentioned. And, unless we engage the child and find out where they are on this particular learning curve, how will we ever know what their subjective interpretations are? Their modelling and ‘learning how to learn’ is, pretty much, left to their own devices – prompted and guided of course by their living family of origin.
Now there are many “Schools” and “Faculties” in the University of Life and one particular thing has always been one of my curiosities – at what point in our childhood do we encounter worry? So, I’d like to stay with the "School of Me", and examine some of the activities that go on within the Faculty of Worry.  

This is a very well attended Faculty with huge numbers of students, some who go on to become true masters of the art! And yet, it is – believe it or not – non-compulsory. It is an optional faculty, and we can choose what and how much to learn there, what and how to practice, and adopt the requisite thinking and behaviour to show the world our level of capability as a worrier.

The Faculty of Worry
Now we all, at some point in our studying at the University of Life, get to spend some time in the Faculty of Worry. It is an important experience, for how else might we know whether to stay with it, or whether to discard it as being “not my cup of tea”?
And there are people, like that, who discard their worries; people for whom the concerns of the world, and the way they process all the meanings of the world and the people they interact with, are not given much subjective emotional interpretation, or to put it another way they are not given ‘a second thought’. We tend to describe these people as ‘sailing untouched through life.’


But here’s the thing – most of us sign up for years to the Faculty of Worry. Even when young, we might already have begun to “see” that worry can protect us, in advance, from things that may (or may not) be painful, nasty or bad. We are being cautious - we are looking out for ourselves. That makes it all right and valid and a sensible thing to do, doesn’t it!
As we work through various modules, doing and handing in (i.e showing the world) our coursework, we are all the while getting feedback to reinforce our learning and understandings.

Finally - at the end of every year - we usually get to take our Worry Exams.
These are a set of hypothetical upcoming experiences and scenarios that we have to interpret, to satisfy the criteria that allow us to move on. Of course, graduating and moving on to next year is something we would be at pains to ensure – for being ‘stuck’ in a year and having to retake those end of year exams would be a real bind. It would say so much about us as a student in the University of Life.
Exam days in the Worry Exams are a bit like most other exams. We know we should have revised well, and have a good night’s sleep beforehand – but we’re probably lying awake, burning the midnight oil, just going over things again and again in our mind. We might be hoping for questions on ‘X’ because we’re particularly good at ‘X’ and could probably worry about ‘X’ with our eyes shut. On the other hand we’re worrying about getting questions on ‘Y’, and there’s nothing more debilitating than worrying about questions on worrying.
Outside the exam hall there are people standing around looking studious and concerned. Then there are the ones who stroll around with an air of grounded calmness – you just know these losers are SO going to fail.
I was sitting a paper on Anxiety the other day when someone put their hand up and asked if they could leave because they’d finished. The idiot didn’t know that you must stay until the end of any paper in the Worry Exams – because there will always be something left in mind to write about. Why, if I did that I’d be so worried about having not put down everything I know, or thought I knew, about Anxiety that I’d spend the rest of the time before the results came out - worried about the fact I’d not given it my best shot.

Confidence
So where does confidence lie, for the best worriers? Are those that get the best grades in the Worry Exams confident of their ability in this domain? Well I think it might be akin to the joke about the guy who was in two minds as to whether or not to go to a Symposium on Schizophrenia – but then again I can’t be sure.
To be honest, in my experience the best worriers are so busy doing what they’re good at, that they haven’t got time to consider their confidence or the lack of it.
 If they did, confidence might be seen as a betrayal of an ability to worry – which might, in turn, give them very deep cause for concern.


Luck
So does luck have a role to play in the life and times of a serious worrier? Does luck get in the way of his or her ability to win that annual Certificate that is so much part of their raison d’etre?
To anyone with a Worry Exam tomorrow I would say just hope and pray you don’t get a paper full of easy questions, because that would be really unlucky for you. Easy questions are a challenge because they’d be like setting the bar too low in a high jump competition. Everyone would pass!


Confusion
So is it silly to worry about your Worry Exams? Is being confident about your Worry Exams actually going to jeopardise your chances of passing through to next year? Will Bad Luck play a good part in your Worry Exams or vice versa? What does getting a good grade in your Worry Exams really mean to you – what does it say about you?
Let’s face it – in theory, worrying is not about not knowing all the questions to ask yourself about what all the possible answers might be to a set of given criteria, contexts and scenarios. In the comfort of the mind, worry pays no attention to there being any gradient of probability – all likelihoods are likely!
So if you are about to take your practical Worry Exams you’d do well to remember the theory for starters.

At the End of the Day
At this stage it might be a good idea for you to take a deep breath!
In a roundabout kind of way, you should have arrived at a point round about now, where you’ve become sensitized in a different way than before about the Faculty of Worry and why anyone – especially you – might have signed up to their courses in the first place! You can actually change your mind here in the University of Life. Opt out of this faculty and go for another instead, perhaps one that is more suited to your outlook, your personality, your worldview and your considerable skills.

And as final thought I’d like to offer you this story about Dr Richard Bandler and the client who said to him, “I’m worried about having a heart attack.
“Then why are you behaving in a way that means you are asking for one?” was his reply.
The man was agog, even though Dr B is well renowned for such bold responses!
“Look,” he continued. ”Worry increases your blood pressure and pushes up your heart rate – two factors that bring on heart attacks. What do you want to do? You can keep right on with your worrying until you get chest pains if you wish – shall I call the ambulance right now?”

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Another great piece Peter, thank you. Is this from one of your books? Keen to buy one. Ana

Peter Wright said...

Thanks Ana and glad you enjoyed it. This article was included in "Lamplighters". I will send you the links.